Cuz She’s A Guy

words by W. Scott Snyder and Amanda Snyder

TTTO: “Cuz He’s A Guy” by Urban Tapestry

You go out to a nightclub to try to get a date

You’re looking for a woman with whom you can relate

So you’re sittin’ on a barstool with a host of lonely guys

You look around the barroom and a beauty stops your eye

Spoken: Now those of you who know the original to this, know that there’s supposed to be a chorus here. Well, get over it.

You see her in the corner, you buy the girl a beer

She invites you to come over and you smile from ear to ear

She says her name is Lola in a low and sultry tone

You find her hand upon your knee and then you take her home

CHORUS:

But she’s a guy

But she’s a guy

But she’s a guy

But she’s a… she’s a…

She’s teasin’ and she’s pleasin’ when she turns the lights down low

You’re thinkin’ you’re in heaven - How were you supposed to know?

She’s sexy and alluring with a slow seductive walk

Then you notice her 5 o’clock shadow and it’s only 2 o’clock

I hate it when that happens

You’re kissin’ on the sofa, she’s nibblin’ on your ear

You try to go for second, but the base feels kinda queer

You’re overcome with passion, you put your hand down there

You freeze in blank amazement, because you find that you don’t care

That she’s a guy

That she’s a guy

That she’s a guy

That she’s a… she’s a…

She’s a hormone takin’, cleavage fakin’, makeup cakin’, crazy makin’….. guy.